Happy St. Patrick's Day!!!

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!!! Today I plan on curling up in my bed with my snuggle bear, aka my boyfriend Brian, while you all are out pissing your adult diapers and puking 50 Shades of Green. I really couldn't have thought of a better entry. Let's play would  you rather...

WOULD YOU RATHER...
Have sex with a Leperchaun
OR
Have sex with THE LEPERCHAUN

WOULD YOU RATHER...
Get free drinks all night
OR
Get a free taxi ride home (given that you had absolutely no transportation home)

WOULD YOU RATHER...
Meet the love of your life at a Riverdancing recital (He/She was a dancer in it)
OR
Meet the love of your life and he's not Irish

WOULD YOU RATHER...
Go to Ireland and lose all your luggage
OR
Go to Ireland sober the whole time
 
 WOULD YOU RATHER...
Find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow and then realize you were just on too much LSD
OR
Find money on the side of the street and then realize that it belongs to a very angry Irish guy

Well, that's it for our special St. Patrick's Day Saturday edition. And now I will leave you with this...